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**not stinky!** @warmchocosoftserv@pixelfed.social · 6g

not stinky! @warmchocosoftserv@pixelfed.social

Code: “I fear no man… but that thing… it scares me.”

#CurlyBraceChaos #UnmatchedEnergy #CodeBreakers #BraceYourself #BugLife #ProgrammingHumor #CodeFails #TechMemes #Debugging #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Meme titled “WHO WOULD WIN?” shows a battle between: left side, a massive computer program with millions of lines of code; right side, a single curly brace (”{”) labeled “one C U R L Y B O Y with no friend.” The implication: one missing bracket can destroy an entire program.

#memeoftheday

**Chronic Illness Humor Funny** @ChronicIllnessHumor@mastodon.social · 16 apr

16 apr

Chronic Illness Humor Funny @ChronicIllnessHumor@mastodon.social

a vintage art piece of Superman and a woman, he's holding her chin up and saying to her "save me." She says "JPG or PDF?"

#techmemes #chronicillnessmemes #funnypic

**Kaito** @kaito02@mastodon.social · 21 mar

21 mar

Kaito @kaito02@mastodon.social

what does the white dot mean?

#vibecoding #techmemes

**Kaito** @kaito02@mastodon.social · 10 mar *

10 mar *

Kaito @kaito02@mastodon.social

JavaScript for kids #memes #techmemes

Toddler crying after reading a book called "JavaScript for Kids"

**CX-7** @cx7@mastodon.social · 26 feb

26 feb

CX-7 @cx7@mastodon.social

Why do people do this? WHY?!

A meme showing a little girl labeled "Psychopath," a boy labeled "Serial Killers," and text at the bottom saying, "People who take a picture of their computer screen with their phone instead of screenshotting.

#TechMemes #TechLife #meme

**Kaito** @kaito02@mastodon.social · 24 feb

24 feb

Kaito @kaito02@mastodon.social

Johnny Normality (Feral Mode) posts:

If you put a spritz of perfume and a label that says "private" on a few of these (a pink USB drive labeled Jessica, with a heart sign) and left them around the OPM building you could probably get Cobalt Strike on a few DOGE machines by lunch.

#uspol #techmemes

**CX-7** @cx7@mastodon.social · 24 feb

24 feb

CX-7 @cx7@mastodon.social

Yes… but actually no

A meme showing a sword being unsheathed, revealing hidden text. The top says "Manager: Did you finish your task?" with "Yes" on the blade. When fully unsheathed, it reveals "Yesterday found a new bug, fixing it."

#programming #coding #tech

**CX-7** @cx7@mastodon.social · 20 feb

20 feb

CX-7 @cx7@mastodon.social

Google: Protecting you from yourself since day one.

A two-panel meme. The top panel shows a police officer aggressively pointing a gun, captioned "Google when I enter my account with a different device." The bottom panel shows a relaxed man sipping a drink, captioned "Google when I actually get hacked."

#cybersecurity #TechMemes #InternetSecurity

**Kaito** @kaito02@mastodon.social · 18 feb

18 feb

Kaito @kaito02@mastodon.social

Curved monitor

Listing for: Curved gaming monitor 4k
$50
Only 1 for sale

(A monitor that's been bent out of shape. Its top corners are folded over to the front like origami.)

#memes #techmemes

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**Kevin Karhan** @kkarhan@infosec.space · 17 feb

17 feb

Kevin Karhan @kkarhan@infosec.space

@dch82 @NanoRaptor #FakeTech, #CursedTech, #UnrealTech, #Shitpost, #TechMemes, #FakeTech, #FalseVintageTech, #VintageComputing, #VintageTech maybe?

**NobleMajo** @NobleMajo@mastodon.social · 12 feb

12 feb

NobleMajo @NobleMajo@mastodon.social

TypeScript is that friend who corrects your grammar in every conversation.
js: I have a number!
ts: Actually, that's an implicit any. Please specify a type.
js: But it works...
ts: For now

#TypeScript #JavaScript #CodingHumor

**keadamander** @keadamander@fosstodon.org · 10 feb *

**Erik L. Midtsveen** @midtsveen@social.linux.pizza · 9 feb *

9 feb *

Erik L. Midtsveen @midtsveen@social.linux.pizza

Smartwatch displaying a funny message:

Something went wrong!

Reason:
Healthy Living isn't available in your country/

#Health #Healthy #MentalHealth

**CX-7** @cx7@mastodon.social · 9 feb

9 feb

CX-7 @cx7@mastodon.social

Server Crashed!!!

#TechMemes
#CodingMemes
#DeveloperHumor
#TechLife
#programming

**Kaito** @kaito02@mastodon.social · 7 feb

7 feb

Kaito @kaito02@mastodon.social

Let's count to 11 #memes #techmemes

Hi, my name is Bill Gates and today I'll teach you how to count to eleven:

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, 7, 8, 10, 11

**Kaito** @kaito02@mastodon.social · 4 feb

4 feb

Kaito @kaito02@mastodon.social

BREAKING: Trump has imposed 25% tariffs on the import of all Python libraries, with an extra 10% on NumPy

#memes #techmemes #uspol

**Fossery Tech** @fosserytech@social.linux.pizza · 11 gen

11 gen

Fossery Tech @fosserytech@social.linux.pizza

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Dirty read. An isolation phenomenon in SQL database management... nope, under the quarantine.
Porn handbook

#SQL #DatabaseManagement #Meme

**Fossery Tech** @fosserytech@social.linux.pizza · 9 gen

9 gen

Fossery Tech @fosserytech@social.linux.pizza

Oh no! Monke! Come back!

Chocolate monkey sitting in a bowl of hot milk.
"I have something important to tell you."
"Listen closely! I don't have much time left."
"The year of Linux desktop is..."
Chocolate monkey melts into the hot milk.

#YearOfLinuxDesktop #Linux #LinuxMeme

**Kaito** @kaito02@mastodon.social · 3 gen

3 gen

Kaito @kaito02@mastodon.social

Girls want 1 thing #techmemes

Mercedes Blanche posts:

Girls want 1 thing and it starts with a C

(Young woman doing a peace sign in front of some trees.)

Ian Coldwater quotes the post and writes:

I mean Go and Rust are memory safer, but you do you

**HyperFlint** @hyperflint@mastodon.ml · 11 nov 2024

11 nov 2024

HyperFlint @hyperflint@mastodon.ml

Literally 01.01.1970

#techmemes #tech #memes

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