AnneTheWriter<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://tooot.im/@shoko" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>shoko</span></a></span> <br>No. The meme is televangelist and millionaire hypocrite Joel Osteen.</p><p>That's not handsome enough to be <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/JohnMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JohnMastodon</span></a> . The reason you don't see many pictures of John Mastodon is because photos of him have caused women to swoon so badly that they faint, and marriages to collapse because women can not resist his mere image. No man can measure up to him-- handsome male movie stars would leave Hollywood in despair at being unable to compare to him, and plastic surgeons would become overwhelmed with requests to make men more like him.</p><p>It would be quite dangerous to the public if we were to post actual photos of John Mastodon. </p><p><a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/WhoIsJohnMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WhoIsJohnMastodon</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/John_Mastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>John_Mastodon</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/JohnMastodonIsALegend" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JohnMastodonIsALegend</span></a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/JohnMastodonChurch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JohnMastodonChurch</span></a></p>